toonzeldas:

Disney fans trying to explain the difference between Rapunzel/Anna/Elsa/Honey Lemon’s designs like:

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thranduil-stormborn:

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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kasukasukasumisty:

pinkiepiebones:

how do the crystal gems react to steven losing his baby teeth

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG WHERE DID WE GO WROOONG

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*frantically tries to shove them back in*

this is 100000% gold I—-

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batshiit:

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tattoosfade:

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anarchist-memes:

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty things.

theft for many is survival in this system and taking away from multi-billion dollar companies that are a part of the oppressive capitalist system

I love this post so much. Like, an unbelievable amount. 

This post ironically restores some faith in humanity. Even thieves have standards. I love it.

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“I emphasize only that foremost among the “moral concepts” recognized in our cases and inherent in the [Cruel and Unusual Punishments] Clause is the primary moral principle that the State, even as it punishes, must treat its citizens in a manner consistent with their intrinsic worth as human beings—a punishment must not be so severe as to be degrading to human dignity.”
— Justice William J. Brennan speaking to capital punishment as a violation of the Eighth and Fourteenth Amendments in his dissent for Gregg v. Georgia (1976)
“When the times are a crucible, When the air is full of crisis, Those who are the most themselves are the victims.”
— Wicked, Gregory Maguire
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kyssthis16:

note-a-bear:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

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tehgreyfox:

"Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite their differences, and leave every other guest thinking, I’ll have what they’re having. Our holiday pies honor such partnerships, each spotlighting the perfect marriage of crust and filling so there’s a pleasant mix of textures and flavors in every bite. No matter how you slice these six irresistible desserts, there is a whole lot to love.”
 -Martha Stewart crafts beautiful shade

This is so fucking rude, I love it.

this is great but also I want to learn how to make a chocolate cream pie with a phyllo crust, that looks amazing.

Glossy, from the looks of it there’s a darker chocolate layer at the bottom, which I’m guessing is far less liquid than the cream filling. In all likelihood, the crust is prepared and baked, this mitigating layer added, and the filling cooked stovetop and put in the crust at the last minute.
Also, um, I don’t get the shade? How is this rude? Sorry, I’ve read this like five times, it’s still not registering.

When Gwyneth Paltrow divorced Chris Martin she used teh phrase “a conscious uncoupling”. And apparently Martha Stewart doesnt like her GOOP business. 

Martha don’t play

I still think it’s hilarious that GOOP straight hired Martha Stewart’s former CEO. This blood-feud is literally the best.

WHAT
I DID NOT KNOW THAT’S WHAT WAS UP
oh snap, GOOP gonna wake up with a handmade papier-mache horse head in her bed, complete with hand pressed strawberry jelly as blood (and possibly some macarons for the eyes in the horse head)

note-a-bear:

kyssthis16:

note-a-bear:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

aka14kgold:

glossylalia:

nerdy-south:

tehgreyfox:

"Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite their differences, and leave every other guest thinking, I’ll have what they’re having. Our holiday pies honor such partnerships, each spotlighting the perfect marriage of crust and filling so there’s a pleasant mix of textures and flavors in every bite. No matter how you slice these six irresistible desserts, there is a whole lot to love.”


-Martha Stewart crafts beautiful shade

This is so fucking rude, I love it.

this is great but also I want to learn how to make a chocolate cream pie with a phyllo crust, that looks amazing.

Glossy, from the looks of it there’s a darker chocolate layer at the bottom, which I’m guessing is far less liquid than the cream filling. In all likelihood, the crust is prepared and baked, this mitigating layer added, and the filling cooked stovetop and put in the crust at the last minute.

Also, um, I don’t get the shade? How is this rude? Sorry, I’ve read this like five times, it’s still not registering.

When Gwyneth Paltrow divorced Chris Martin she used teh phrase “a conscious uncoupling”. And apparently Martha Stewart doesnt like her GOOP business. 

Martha don’t play

I still think it’s hilarious that GOOP straight hired Martha Stewart’s former CEO. This blood-feud is literally the best.

WHAT

I DID NOT KNOW THAT’S WHAT WAS UP

oh snap, GOOP gonna wake up with a handmade papier-mache horse head in her bed, complete with hand pressed strawberry jelly as blood (and possibly some macarons for the eyes in the horse head)

“Of course you don’t believe in fairies. You’re fifteen. You think I believed in fairies at fifteen? Took me until I was at least a hundred and forty. Hundred and fifty, maybe.”
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